We are the army....

I was all prepared for a late one last night,
I had an early evening snooze although it was light,
and yet I still went to bed at a reasonable hour,
because our bowling attack displayed their power.

All the Aussie's will say this is the worst national squad,
but this wasn't down to Ponting (who in 2006 was called "God")
This was due to Strauss and the boys,
Aussie's should try to act with dignity and poise.

Next on to the WACA (you try and rhyme that)
Where 11 new Aussies could be given baggy green hats,
I wouldn't worry and neither should you,
I think in Perth we will make this 0 - 2.

Now a quick word for our man Stuart Broad,
often holds 5 wickets on the scoreboard,
really sorry to hear that's the end of your tour,
for someone of your skill there will be plenty more.