Apologies that I haven't blogged in a while,
the reason why will make women smile,
on Monday my other half gave birth,
just in time for me to watch the Ashes in Perth!
To go with our girl we now have a son,
believe me this is now the last one,
labour is horrible, we both agree,
admittedly worse for her than for me.
"It's the most beautiful thing" said a friend,
No way, say I, it's a means to an end,
when you get a baby that's the only good bit,
once they've been cleaned of the blood and the shit!
The end product is a bundle of joy,
in our case a handsome little boy,
all he does is eat and don't sleep too well,
yet still has us all under a spell.
That's a bit of a soppy blog for me,
let's have a go at being manly,
crickets not really going so great,
we will win the series, I believe it's our fate.
Most footy games called off for the snow,
crappy white stuff just annoys me you know,
can't get out the house for fear of falling,
even though I hear the pub calling.
Ok that's me, sure there are nappies to change,
had poo's that are green, black, brown - the whole range,
its when they get older that nappies are a hoot,
our girl now craps out whole pieces of fruit!
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