And on Twitter and Facebook people seemed to hate 2010,
particularly birds who didn't have much success with men,
here's an idea - don't worry yourself,
finding men online must be bad for your health.
2011 for me has been a little bit slow,
for instance I am currently watching Antiques Roadshow,
I promise this is not my life from now on,
although every night drinking has probably gone!
One news item this year has turned Steve Jobs' face red,
as anyone that owns an Iphone struggled to get out of bed,
apparently the alarm doesn't work this year,
Apple advice - if you have work next day then don't have a beer.
Also I hear that Michael Jackson's televised autopsy has been canned,
to be honest I can't even believe it was planned,
I hope the knives they would use would be pretty thick,
as that will be needed for all the plastic!
