And now it seems I have a following in the East,
Well definitely in Russia and Israel at least,
guess this means I need to censor the next joke,
I don't want to end up like that poisoned bloke,
you know the one who turned yellow in bed,
all because of something he said.
So have enjoyed Xmas with the missus and kids,
plus a couple of wins by the mighty Yids,
and of course the Ashes win last night was immense,
although it made a certain Aussie captain rather tense.
And it seems we have had 300 people read this page,
in Croatia rhymingbloke is all the rage,
the thing is with blogging i'm really not sure,
at which point I can announce a world tour.
Some poetry snobs have accused me of being crass,
please piss off and stick your head up your ass,
I didn't do this to become the poet laureate,
and I have no interest in being some twat's mate.
From tomorrow I will try to get back to a daily post,
maybe some current affairs or things that I hate the most,
like when someone uses the last of the milk,
and other annoyances of that ilk.
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