There's a man like marmite, you know love or hate,
personally I can't help but think he is great,
he holds a special place in my heart,
and has stormed Germany's music chart.
The man I refer to isn't a chav or a toff,
he's in a class of his own - the one called The Hoff,
I'm not sure how he got to this name,
his brains must be behind his fame.
In Baywatch he's ripped, in Knightrider cool,
How good if he were your friend at school?
you would've known he would turn out a star,
who would gain fame for talking to a car.
In other news, lets mention those who don't pay tax,
once again yesterday launched vicious attacks,
this time the future king felt the force,
another non tax payer of course.
I am not pro-royal but I do think it's cruel,
these kids who definitely should've been at school,
I wonder today how proud they are,
basically attacked a poor old bloke's car!
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