One news article I'm beginning to hate,
is the royal wedding of William and Kate,
all I've heard of for the last 5 days,
is how this is good for the country in so many ways,
It is a nice thing when anyone wants to get wed,
but as our country is already in red,
I hope they opt for a low key affair,
but a royal wedding in the local pub would be rare.
In other news my daughter is beginnging to speak,
will now have a new word every week,
it now means I have to watch when I say,
so I am learning to swear in a different way,
shit becomes poo and piss becomes wee,
if I say any worse than god help me!
So what would twat become?
ReplyDeleteTwat is a word I very rarely use,
ReplyDeleteI tend to opt for harsher terms of abuse.