So here is Friday, the greatest day,
when you can wave the week away,
of all week long this is my fave,
when I used to go and get drunk at a rave
As it currently stands I feel bloody old,
sat on my couch nursing a cold,
don't worry ravers I will still have fun,
watching children in need on BBC one.
I'm all for the cause of Children in Need,
but are all the presenters high on speed?!
Chatting complete crap until 3 in the morn,
when most people are watching channel 5 porn!
Anyway off to put my kid in the bath,
I know you're thinking his lifes such a laugh,
believe me it gets better than this,
tomorrow I'm taking my nan on the piss
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