Brrrrrrrrr

Seriously really fed up with the cold,
goes right through to my bones, I feel so old,
went walking yesterday, next time I'll pass,
lost count how many times I ended up on my ass.

Worst thing about weather when it's extreme like this,
the thing that really does take the piss,
is people who start whinging and try placing fault,
like it wouldn't be this bad if Councils had salt.

Admittedly the roads are a bit of a mess,
but nothing councils can do would make it snow less,
then you get people who blame the human race,
for ruining the layer between us and space.

There's a hole in the ozone and it's the end of the earth,
that does concern me for what it's worth,
however let's put this into perspective,
there's only so much we can do retrospective.

It is what it is, we are where we are,
we know now not to buy a big car,
and whilst I am sure that all scary facts are right,
it doesn't help my current dose of frostbite.

I am ever so sorry I have gone off track,
the point I wanted to make a few verses back,
was please don't take offence if I leave you alone,
I am just too cold to stand there and have a moan